Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

I only remember being teased about wearing glasses once.

It wasn’t so much as being teased as a big bully actually breaking them. I remember it like it was yesterday. Mainly because it was so bizarre. And it all happened so fast.

Here goes…

I was getting my boots on after school in Grade 4 when 6th grader, Troy Mc, pushed a friend of mine.  I told him not to push her, he then pushed me, my glasses flew off my head; he reached down and picked up my glasses, looked me in the eye and scrunched them in his hand.

TRUE STORY.

Totally bizarre, right?

Mainly because I wasn’t the kind of kid that stuck up for other kids. Sad, but true. I never had the guts. It’s also bizarre to me because that kind of stuff does not happen in real life. I mean, really, who grabs a little girl’s glasses and scrunches them in their hand? It was like a scene out of a movie.

To this day, I still cannot believe it actually happened.

Big bully.

I’d like to see you try that now, Troy Mc.

You big loser.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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