Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

There are hazards to any job.

Of course there are safety hazards for those in construction, those who save lives and those who scan groceries at Safeway.

Seriously.

Those poor cashiers.

Not only do they have to figure out how to say everyone’s last name when you are leaving, but most of them have braces on their bodies.

Carpal tunnel blows.

You know how I know this, because I have ‘Mouse Elbow.’

No seriously.

It’s a thing.

Google it.

Okay, if you are too lazy to Google it I will tell you what it is.

It is a repetitive stress injury, better known as “Tennis Elbow” for the lazy.

Well, not lazy. But, people who use the computer all day.  So now I have “Mouse Elbow” AND “Secretary Butt.”

No seriously.

It’s also a thing.

Google it.

Okay, if you are too lazy to Google it I will tell you what it is.

“Secretary Butt” is when you get a flat ass from sitting in a chair all day.

I tell you this blogger stuff is hazardous for my health.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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