Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

Suppers at our home can be pretty hectic.

The kids are climbing, running, choking, throwing and spilling.

But there are a lot of very special moments, too. Lately, two-year-old Baby Bot has jumped into our new family tradition of asking everyone, “What was the best part of your day?”

Though if you don’t speak Baby Bot, it sounds a lot like, “Whadabeparyoudaydada?”

After we all answer, it ends up being a free-for-all conversation at our table. And I love it.

Until the other night.

Here is what happened.

Whirlwind:  Mommy what would happen if you weren’t wearing your seat belt and got in a car accident?

Me:  Well, it’s very important to wear your seatbelt because if you were in an accident you could end up in the hospital or even worse, die. And you wouldn’t have a Mommy anymore.

Whirlwind:  That’s okay because then I could get a Step Mom.

Wow. Another reason to hate those Stupid Disney Princesses.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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